Trump vs. Rosie: Possible Future Headlines on the Battle That Won't End

You can tell it is a slow news day when every news channel discusses a spat between two celebrities just about every 15 minutes; but the battle between Rosie and Trump isn't likely to end soon. Unless there is a major news story to come down the pike, we will likely be hearing about this for quite some time to come. Here are some possible (please know the difference between fiction and nonfiction) stories:

DONALD TRUMP TELLS DONALD TRUMP "YOU'RE FIRED"

In a bizarre turn of events, Donald Trump fires himself in the season opener of "The Apprentice" and announces that he is staying in LA with his new girlfriend, controversial Miss USA, Tara Conner. In a scene that defies words, "the Donald" stared into a mirror and said, "You're Fired" at the beginning of the program, saying "you took one of America's institutions of good taste and values and turned it into a source of mockery, you got Mothers Against Drunk Driving to denounce you, and you behaved like an elementary school boy in front of millions in a battle with Rosie O'Donnell. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" With that, he tore off a fake suit and had a speedo on and out of no where the beautiful Ms. Conner came out of the wings and they left hand in hand. Rumors of the couples' where abouts include...

ROSIE O'DONNELL IS SEEN WEARING HANDCUFFS WITH HER GIRLFRIEND

Clearly taking Donald Trumps threat seriously that he would send an employee to woo Rosie's girlfriend, O'Donnell was seen walking the streets of LA handcuff to handcuff with Kelli Carpenter. Rosie was enraged over stories that they were mere girlfriends saying "we got married in San Francisco and these cuffs are a mere expression of our..."

I personally like this one....

DONALD TRUMP BUYS "THE VIEW" AND PROCEEDS TO BUY EVERY MEDIA O'DONNELL GOES TO

Everyone remembers the kid that got mad and took his marbles home. Well if you are rich like Donald Trump, you not only take yours, you buy everyone elses. In a rage over the treatment he received from Rosie O'Donnell, Donald Trump offered Babara Walters an undisclosed sum to become the Executive Producer of "The View", and no one was surprised over his first firing from the show. Who will replace Rosie? None other than Tara Conner, in an attempt to add insult to injury. In a press release, Donald Trump said "Rosie, feel free to try and work whereever you want, I can't wait to expand my media empire..."

And then, finally...

DONALD TRUMP AND ROSIE O'DONNELL ADMIT THEY ARE GOOD FRIENDS, HELPING TO BUILD EACH OTHERS RATINGS

Hmmm... That last one may prove true. Now that would be an interesting business headline!